Sunday, 23 October 2016, 20:36
Okay, if you sensitive as bannapancakesapplepiefuckpot then I have to ask you to look away right now and come back to read some other day. Cause I'm in a ranting bitch mode right now (actually no, I'm quite chill, drinking tea but I want you to sense my vibe here so).

This post is dedicated to nobody and everybody all at the same time. I'mma try to be funny so you reading don't suddenly start reflecting and get serious on me ah.

Types of friends that really gets on my nerve and I'm so close to murdering you but because you are my friend and I love you very much hence you get to live to see another day.

That's right, you read me right. Like I said, do not take this personally cause I'm guilty as charged to some of the most annoying habits that I realize people(my friends) have these days.

1. The OTW guy

They are forever "on the way" but never arrive as per the set timing. I'm okay with waiting honestly I've been waiting for people almost my whole life but at least let me know a legit timing that you'll be there not a"ok,5mins" then it becomes "oh in front got traffic jam... so.... I don't know" like eh come on, we've all been late before and sometimes shit happens I get it, the traffic might be bad, you had a bad Uber driver that drove you around the whole Singapore before reaching your destination. Whatever, just don't lie about your timing or rather just freaking get there on time!!!

2. The MIA friend

okay, guilty as charged. I tend to stop replying my texts midway conversation where I'm like texting my friends then something happens (like the spark to write this post) or when life gets in the way captured my attention and I go offline on them. However, Hello?!?! We in the midway of some serious shenanigans like I'm asking you for help (females 1001 sos problems *ahem boy problems ahem*) you do not go offline on me or like when you need something from me, I reply you and you stop replying. WHERE ARE YOUR MANNERS YOU LITTLE IMBECILE I CALL FRIEND?! That really drives me nuts, I mean yes I get it, as we grow older we need space and like theres no point texting everyday but HERRO WHERE ARE YOUUUU YOU MIDWAY CLIFFHANGER DID YOU DIEEEEEEE? Don't be that friend piece of shit, let me have closure if not I'm going to be high and dry for the rest of the day.

3. The Financial aid friend

We all have that one friend that always go, "I want to go but I no money...." (inserts puppy face/ cue eyes starts tearing) Then the rest of you will start feeling bad and go, "okay la, I pay for you first. Transfer me back when you got money." YOU KNOW YOUR MONEY WILL NEVER I REPEAT NEVER COME BACKKKKKKKK!! They would also tell you things like, "I promise to bring you out/ buy you dinner when I have the money." NO DUDE IT DOESN'T HAPPEN, but its okay, you tell yourself you understand your friend is tight on cash and money isn't everything compared to a hell of a good time together right? Then the next day you see on Snapchat, Facebook, Instagram they post about this new cafe they just been to or you see them posting about this new shoe they bought. Then your blood boil, for what??? Nothing cause 1. You love them too much to ask them about it. 2. You are a sucker and walking ATM *claps* 3. You are a loser.

4.The Bragging friend

This friend is always the one telling you about how much they are earning or how they can do this and do that and what not. They always want to tell you something exciting about their daily life, like how much money their boyfriends are earning, what's the next "big" item they are going to buy and make you feel like a huge dud hanging around them. I mean kudos to you on your life mission as you have now attained a very enriching accessory and I meant wallet of yours, no not yours but that boyfriend's. Pfffft. NO.

5. The "I love you" friend

This friend is always going on and on to every single one you know about how much they love you and how much they care for you and blah blah blah but they are never there when you need them. They always have an excuse to disappear into thin air, the real type of ghosts. Yet when they need you to pick their asses up or when they get dumped you will always be their number 1 friend to call. CAUSE YOU DUMB HOE. This is why your friends "love" you cause you disposable as shit.



Okay, enough before all my friends who read this post and get offended and unfriend me. I need to stop, like I said this post is not pointed at anyone but just saying in general, it was a bathroom thought. Like I was bathing and had this sudden enlightenment of an exciting blog post lel. I love all of my friends very much even when I don't show it or like to act distant (cause I'm actually very needy hence I like to quarantine myself from people time to time) and sometimes even when I magically disappear mid conversations (most of the time I fell asleep or busy at work) they understand because my friends are very generous and loving people. This post is merely for relatable laughs okay guys. Don't sensy pants ah, I love you kittens.



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